The Twelve Days of Christmas - HOA Style

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone at Winzenburg, Leff, Purvis & Payne!

On the first day of Christmas my HOA gave to me written approval for my pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, seven pools for swimming, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, eight proxies voting, seven pools for swimming, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, nine policies policing, eight proxies voting, seven pools for swimming, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, ten trashcans heaping, nine policies policing, eight proxies voting, seven pools for swimming, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, eleven plumbers piping, ten trashcans heaping, nine policies policing, eight proxies voting, seven pools for swimming, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my HOA gave to me, twelve boards a'meeting, eleven plumbers piping, ten trashcans heaping, nine policies policing, eight proxies voting, seven pools for swimming, six gawking neighbors, five assessment liens, four calling neighbors, three French drains, two pooper scoopers and written approval for my pear tree.